Darren's Homepage

I declare it ... good enough! -- me

Welcome to my homepage. Ok, that first line sucked. Everyone says that.

Get lost! I don't want you here! Don't even think about exploring my site and getting to know me! You smell too! Ok, that might be a bit harsh.

Please have a mediocre time learning about me. Exploring too much of this site may cause or intensify carpal tunnel syndrome in your appendages. Do not fold, mutilate, or eat. Use only genuine Interocitor™ parts. That's more like it.

Content updated: 30 Apr 2006

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